Cranky witch

The Cranky Witch

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‘Tis the season so they tell me.
Guess I’m right in style.
After all I’m only human, and
this pain it’s got me riled;

Amidst the pumpkins,
gourds and corncobs,
cobwebs of massive size,
midst hoards of tiny mobs.

I think I’m just as scary
as the crabby, cranky witch.
Some days I feel too lousy
to walk, to sit, to twitch.

I think I kind of like it,
the role of eerie witch.
I could use a wart or two
or a defacing  rash with itch.

With its ghosts and pumpkins
this season I do love
but the weather always changes
and my body knows thereof.

I feel the weather to the hour
as I begin to feel “all in”
as parts of me rebel
I morph into my evil twin.

I don’t feel like being nice,
it’s so dull and boring.
Cranky, crabby, grumpy
I’d rather be destroying.

Give me someone I can whack.
Provide me with a broom.
I’ll show you some action
as to the skies I zoom.

Cackling and screaming?
Doesn’t that sound good?
Aren’t you tired of this civility?
When you feel like old gnarled wood?

I think I am a natural
and many would agree.
I think I’ll be the crabby witch
my attitude, my body and me.

With glee.
Hee, Hee.

Last Updated:10/15/2009
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